Trueby was telling me about the firedrill they had Friday, and how much she hates them because they are so loud.
Me: Fire alarms are to help you, cutie. They help you be safe. They have to be loud so everyone hears them. What if someone didn't hear it and got on fire?
Her: Well, that would be ok. I would just "Stop, Drop and Roll."
Me: Yeah, but I think it's best to not catch on fire at all.
Her: God would be sad if I was on fire. He's real, he died on the cross.
Me: Oh, christ.
